Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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