YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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