Barsexuality is the new black.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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