My brain says no but my pants say off.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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