Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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