how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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