doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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