I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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