My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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