I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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