Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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