i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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