he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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