It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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