Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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