there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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