I swear she didn't look like that last week.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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