I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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