It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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