Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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