Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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