Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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