my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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