What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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