I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize
