Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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