: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Randomize
