Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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