Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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