either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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