Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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