I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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