turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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