My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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