yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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