Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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