New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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