i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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