idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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