I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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