I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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