Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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