Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I will be naked everywhere
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
