Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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