I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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