oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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