We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
are you so shy because you have an std?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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