i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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