Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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