You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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