I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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