you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
bring money and cleavage
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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