You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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