Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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