I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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