It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I look excited, but its just a facade.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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