Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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